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worthyourweightinfanfiction:

shannibal-cannibal:

inkyubus:

sandandglass:

President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner. 

OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

this shit was brutal

If he wasn’t the President he would make a killer stand-up comedian

😁

well

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Zoom gxldslvted:

mrs-trevor-phillips:

ahkmenra-h:

hellabitcoins:

sansaspark:

magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE


what if we all got paper lol

GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150 

i reblogged this a few days ago and yesterday i was woken up by my dad throwing $100 at me holy sh i t


Holy fuck it works



reblogging cuz i can’t take no chances

gxldslvted:

mrs-trevor-phillips:

ahkmenra-h:

hellabitcoins:

sansaspark:

magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE

what if we all got paper lol
GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150 

i reblogged this a few days ago and yesterday i was woken up by my dad throwing $100 at me holy sh i t

Holy fuck it works

reblogging cuz i can’t take no chances
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bees piss me off: a haiku

i smell wonderful
but i am not a flower
i will smack you bro

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Gem
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Zoom stressed out.

stressed out.

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people need people, man.

if you ever have a choice between being kind and being an asshole…be nice.

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escapedgoat:

lamocosa:

zebablah:

thespiritofyamato:

MOTHERFUCKERS COULDN’T GET ON WONDER WOMEN’S LEVEL 

welp

Oop.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i’m very reserved.

not confrontational.

not aggressive.

letting shit slide just to avoid an argument.

but fuck that.

i’m not rolling with punches anymore.

i’m punching back.

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i want a new life.

and it’s not that mine sucks, or that i want to be someone else or anything like that.

it’s just—

i wanna create my OWN life, you know? i feel like i still haven’t accomplished that.

can i move a safe distance from the influence of my family and my social circle and my hometown and just do ME?

i just wanna live on my own terms, in my own way, by damn self.

does this make any sense?

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